July 2008
115 posts
Can anyone tell me what kind of gas mileage an 08 Jeep Compass gets?
I’m at Apple Store (132 S Ave, Minneapolis, MN 55425, USA) - http://bkite.com/00NDe
June 2008
59 posts
I just stopped by the Apple Store at Mall of...
and started importing my Twitter/Brightkite feeds while I’m away.
Headed out on Big Fat Northern Road Trip ‘08. See you kids later.
woman - A Chemical Analysis
Element : Woman Symbol : WO Atomic Weight : Accepted as 59, but known to vary 50-88. Discoverer : Adam Occurrance : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slighty lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations. Physical Properties 1) Surface usually covered with sticks painted film. 2) Boils at...
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in...”
– Winston churchill (via thresca) (via alicia) (via michaelikesit)
“Bill Gates has pulled off one of the greatest hacks in technology and business...”
– Anil Dash, Bill Gates’ Greatest Hack (via christmasgorilla) (via michaelikesit)
Why no updates?
I just worked for 32 hours straight.
That’ll put a damper on your tumbling.
I got my projects all wrapped up before heading out for a two week vacation on Monday. (You can follow me on my trip at http://shaunbwilson.com/brightkite. More on this later. Also, if you want a brightkite invite, e-mail me. You can find my e-mail at http://shaunbwilson.com.)
I’ve been unwinding for...
Quick, call the FBI! →
City Manager of Tuttle, Oklahoma freaks out over bad configurationg of Apache. 22 years as a computer engineer, but doesn’t know what Linux is? Must have been an honorary title.
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Is it Christmas? →
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“So why dwell on the negative? Well, for one, that’s what the Internet was...”
– siddman
Hook
Peter Banning: I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level.
Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval.
Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level.
Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
Kids: Bangarang, Rufio.
Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?
Rufio: You are fart factory, cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
Rufio: Mung tongue.
Peter Banning: Math tutor.
Rufio: Pinhead.
Peter Banning: Prison barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake.
Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Kids: Bangarang, Peter.
Rufio: You... you man! You stupid, stupid man!
Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you EAT ME, you two-toned zebra-headed paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy?
Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?
Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!
Firefox 3 exceeds 1 million downloads in under... →
horsesandstars:
Cell phone rings on my desk at work…. Me: Hello? Florist: Hello Ms. Cline, this is Teleflora calling about the flower delivery you placed. Me: Yes? Florist: Well we wanted to let you know that the delivery was, uhhm, rejected. The funeral home had no record of that person being, uhh… deceased. Me: Oh. Well, uhhh, I had the delivery sent to the living recipient of the...
A truly exceptional thing.
supernice:
Tim Russert’s son, Luke, asked Barack Obama and John McCain to sit next to one another at his father’s funeral Wednesday. And they did. From the NYT -
“Then, in remarks from the pulpit, he exhorted them and other politicians to “engage in spirited debate but disavow the low tactics that distract Americans from the most important issues facing our country.” At the end of the service,...
Road Trip!
michaelikesit:
Tomorrow I’m flying to Salt Lake City, and this is where my west coast road trip v2.0 begins. We’re renting a car, and the plan is to be in Seattle on Saturday, and back in Salt Lake again by Tuesday evening.
Planned visits include NorCal, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, and the Dakotas.
Doing something similar on June 30. Here’s my map:...
Brand
kyleshank:
I am filling out a brand/identity questionnaire for the guy who’s designing our new logo.
My best response to the question: If XXX was a retail product, where would it be found?
Ideally XXX would come from the back of a magic store.
I think the correct answer is “In everybody’s homes.”
WatchMy first marketing video for my company.
“I support a “split ticket” for McCain’s VP. I hope McCain...”
– Steve LaFever
“In the 1990s, pulling out a brick-sized cellphone in front of friends was sure...”
– How to shorten your work week - The Age (via somethingchanged) (via siddman)
Gaffes
michaelikesit:
I forgot to bring my headphones to the gym this morning. That’s right up there with forgetting to attach an “attachment” to an email and clicking send.
WatchMySpace (via Hulu.com)
“clothes make the man. naked people have little or no influence on society.”
– mark twain (via sarazucker) (via siddman)
Another One Hit Wonder
I just wrote a song called I Just Cleaned My Room And You Didn’t (Clean My Room, Sucka). Expect to see it in the Top 40 soon.
